I like Bubble wrap; stupid greeting cards; Happy Meal toys; the Muppet Show; cotton candy; Who's Line is it Anyway; rollercoasters; badly dubbed Hong Kong action flicks; and pushing all the buttons on the toys at Wal-Mart. I'm a confused New Yorker trapped in the Midwest (SEND HELP!!); I like all things cheap, easy & bad for you; I'm insanely stable; and I'm into organized sponteneity. There! Wanna know more? Then please fill out the following forms in triplicate, using black ink, hop on one foot, recite the Gettysburg Address verbatim, send a self-addressed stamped envelope to the phone number listed at the bottom of your screen, and if you order now we'll DOUBLE your savings....